Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. — Season 3
01 Lies, Lies, Lies
Sep 14, 196625m
When Gomer tells his friends that a movie star has invited them to a barbecue, they don't believe him.
02 Crazy Legs Gomer
Sep 21, 196626m
Carter hatches a scheme to win the Inter-squad competition—by using Gomer.
03 Gomer, the Carrier
Sep 28, 196626m
Everyone catches the German measles, except Gomer and Carter.
04 Caution: Low Overhead
Oct 5, 196626m
Carter tries to prove that Gomer's cut-rate watch was sold to him by a crook.
05 Show Me The Way to Go Home
Oct 12, 196626m
A wife accuses Gomer of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
06 How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Oct 19, 196626m
Carter pumps vodka into Gomer's prize watermelon.
07 Gomer and the Little Men from Outer Space
Oct 26, 196626m
When Gomer claims he's seen men from outer space, Carter sends him to a psychiatrist.
08 The Borrowed Car
Nov 2, 196626m
Gomer is arrested after borrowing—and wrecking—Carter's car.
09 Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Nov 9, 196625m
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook.
10 Marry Me, Marry Me
Nov 16, 196626m
After a single date, Gomer winds up engaged.
11 Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Nov 23, 196626m
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and then has to compete for her affections.
12 Follow That Car
Nov 30, 196625m
Gomer and Carter are kidnapped by smugglers.
13 It Takes Two to Tangle
Dec 14, 196625m
Carter finds out that his girlfriend was seen with another man.
14 Whither the Weather
Dec 21, 196625m
Gomer predicts the weather better than the Weather Bureau.
15 Love's Old Sweet Song
Dec 28, 196626m
When a singer rewards gomer's song with a kiss, Carter performs a song of his own.
16 Gomer, the Recruiter
Jan 4, 196726m
Gomer recruits a wanted bank robber as a new Marine.
17 The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Jan 11, 196726m
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach.
18 Go Blow Your Horn
Jan 18, 196725m
Carter tries to get Gomer transferred to the Marine band.
19 You Bet Your Won Ton
Jan 25, 196726m
Gomer hosts a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, unaware that it's a gambling parlor.
20 Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Feb 1, 196725m
Two crooked lawyers try to convince Gomer and Carter to file a phony damages suit.
21 Gomer and the Card Shark
Feb 8, 196726m
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card hustler.
22 To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Feb 15, 196724m
Carter will try anything to prevent Gomer from re-enlisting.
23 Lou-Ann Poovie Sings Again
Feb 22, 196724m
Gomer rivals Carter for the affections of a nightclub singer—who can't carry a tune.
24 Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
Mar 1, 196726m
After too much Welsh Rarebit, a sleepwalking Gomer tells off Carter.
25 Sing a Song of Papa
Mar 8, 196726m
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night, which rankles Carter.
26 Where There's a Will
Mar 15, 196725m
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump—but Gomer's afraid of heights.
27 Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
Mar 22, 196725m
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club and then finds her in a beatnik joint.
28 The Crow Ganef
Mar 29, 196726m
Gomer befriends a thieving crow that stashes its loot in Gomer's locker.
29 One of Our Shells is Missing
Apr 5, 196725m
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell lost during practice.
30 Lou-Ann Poovie Sings No More
Apr 12, 196725m
Gomer finds Lou-Ann a job in a record store when she loses her singing gig.